So totally not an über Catholic
But I still find this list hilarious.
Okay, I don’t get at least one of them, which I think must be something of an inside joke for American Catholics. But for the most part, it’s darn funny.
Especially this entry (#4 on the list):
You know you are really Catholic if…
you abstain from meat on Fridays.
You know you are an über Catholic if…
you abstain from food on Fridays.
This was almost my grandmother (on my dad’s side). She didn’t abstain from all food on Fridays, but I seem to recall that both meat and dairy were verboten at the table, especially during Lent.
Why yes, she was Ukrainian Catholic…why do you ask?
#1 on the list, and #5 as well, are also pretty hilarious.
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