HAR!
Yeah, I know…Ace is talking about something else, and the joke at the end of this article is kind of a throwaway thing. But I’ve been dealing with these idiots (and their ilk in other fora) too much this last little while, so I just had to post this.
Funny stuff, right here:
When I was in college, some guy — a transgressive sort of guy, a guy who liked causing reactions and doing shock value stuff to spook the “straights” — was goofing around, claiming he was actually the Anti-Christ, to this guy who was Christian.
The Christian guy was just shrugging along at how silly it was.
Eventually the Transgressive Guy said, “How do you know I’m not the Anti-Christ?”
The Christian guy smiled. “Easy. Satan wouldn’t be so fat.”
So funny. Transgressive Guy, to his credit, busted a gut at that too.
Anyway, if you had suspicions Obama was the Anti-Christ, put them out of your mind. Satan wouldn’t be such a f**k-up.
Which is…actually true.
Obama is many things, and stands for many things which are objectively evil. But please…crap like this? Not helpful.
